This is it folks. The sky is falling, the planets have aligned, the seas are boiling, cats and dogs are living together, the Seventh Seal is broken, Uwe Boll is making a good movie and the coming of my Lord Cthulhu is nigh!

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Somebody hold me, I'm scared.

Please take the time to read this journal:

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Thank you.

OK! I've seen these profile thingies around DA, so I decided to fill one out myself.

Full Name: Steven C. Furtado
Age: 21
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 205 pounds
Natural Hair: Dark brown
Eye Color: Brown
Number of Siblings: One, sister
Glasses/Contacts?: Glasses, bifocals
Piercings?: None, they gross me out
Tattoos?: None
Braces or Retainers?: None

FAVORITE;

Color: Teal
Band: I don't have one, but I do have a certain fondness for the Rolling Stones
Song(s): November Rain - Guns & Roses
Stuffed Animal: I haven't have one in years
Video Game: Beyond Good and Evil, Planescape: Torment
T.V. Show: Stargate SG1
Movie: Death to Smoochy
Book: To Where your Scattered Bodies Go by Philip Jose Farmer
Food: Maceroni and Cheese
Games on a Cell Phone: I avoid cellphones like the plague
CD cover: n/a
Flower: Magnolia
Scent: Fresh Coffee, which is strange seeing as how the taste makes me retch.
Animal: Felines
Comic Book: The Fantanstic Four, Reed Richards is my idol
Cereal: Corn Flakes
Website: [link]
Cartoon: Kim Possible, Tom goes to the Mayor, Duckman

DO YOU;

Play an Instrument?: Alto Saxophone
Watch T.V. more than 60 hours a week?: God no. I hate most television
Like to sing?: I'm tone-deaf
Have a job?: None I'm too proud of.
Have a cell: phone?: I hate those damn things.
Like to play sports?: I used to.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Never cared about such things
Have a crush on someone?: No
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: Unfortunately no.
Have more than five T.V.s in the house: Yes, most don't work though.
Have any special talents/skills: Too many to mention.
Exercise daily?: I try to.
Like school?: I love college.

CAN YOU;

Sing the alphabet backwards?: Yes
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes
Speak any other languages?: I can speak Esperanto and a little Spanish.
Go a day without food?: Longer
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: Yeah, not pleasent though.
Read music, not just tabs?: No
Roll your tounge?: Yes
Eat a whole pizza?: Yes

HAVE YOU EVER:

Snuck out of the house?: No
Cried to get out of trouble?: No
Gotten lost in your city?: No
Seen a shooting star?: Yes
Been to any other countries?: Yes
Had a serious surgery?: One appendectemy and jaw surgery.
Stolen something important to someone else?: Yes
Solved a rubiks cube?: Twice
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: I've been in my underpants in public
Cried over a girl?: Oh yeah, got over it though.
Cried over a boy?: No
Kissed a random stranger?: Once at a party.
Hugged a random stranger?: Yes, I'm weird like that.
Been in a fist fight?: Yep, won a couple too.
Been arrested?: No
Done drugs?: Smoked maryjane once, but that was it.
Had alcohol?: Only at parties, but even then, not often.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose: No
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: I would never do something that rude.
Gone to school only to find out you had the day off because of a holiday/etc.?: Oh yeah
Swore at your parents?: Yes
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: No, guys just don't do that to others.
Been in love?: Yes
Been close to love?: Yes
Been to a casino?: Yes
Ran over an animal and killed it?: No
Broken a bone?: Broke my jaw once.
Gotten stitches?: Yes
Had a waterballoon fight in the winter?: Yes
Drank a whole gallon of milk in an hour?: Yep... puked...
Made homemad muffins?: Yes
Bitten someone?: Yes
Been to Disneyland/ Disneyworld?: No.
More than 5 times?: No
Been to Nieagra Falls?: Yes
Burped in someones face?: No

PICK ONE;

Fruit/Vegetables: Fruit
Black/White: White
Lights on/Lights off: On
TV/Movie: Movie
Car/Truck: Car
Body spray/lotion: Body Spray
Cash/check: Cash
Pillows/blankets: Blankets
Headache/stomach ache: Headache
Paint/charcoal: Paint
Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican
Summer/Winter: Summer
Snow/Rain: Rain
Fog/Misty: Misty
Rock/Rap: Rock
Meat/Vegetarian: MEAT
Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
Sprinkles/Icing: Sprinkles
Cake/Pie: Pie
French toast/French fries: French Toast
Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries
Ocean/Swimming pool: Swimming pool
Cookies/Muffins: Muffins
Wallet/pocket: Wallet
Window/Door: Door
Pink/Purple: Purple
Cat/Dog: Cat
Long sleeve/Short sleeve: Short
Pants/Shorts: Pants
Winter break/ Summer break : Summer break
Spring/Autumn: Spring
Clouds/Clear sky: Clear sky
Moon/Mars: Mars


Actual news later...

Wow! When did that happen? I haven't even posted any art in months.

And I haven't posted any non-scrapworthy art since.... well... ever...

Yep! Never before have I felt the absolute pain and utter anguish that is the state of not owning a scanner.

The club is holding a make your own Titan hero or villian contest and being a casual fan of the TV show, I felt inspired to finally draw this one DC villian that I had floating in my head for a long time. So, I drew a picture, then I drew another one, then another one. By the end of it all, I managed to pump out a total of seven pictures of this guy. I mean, sure they were crappy drawings, but they were MINE dammit and I wanted to enter him in the contest due to the fact that his story was 17 kinds of awesome.... Oh well...

Random Thought:
We all know what a 69 is.

But, what would the other numbers be like? Would a 96 involved licking each other's shoulders? What about 23? 34.5? Would a zero end up being you and your partner forgeting sex altogether to play Monoploy and eat popcorn? I must know the answer, but when I asked some mathimatications, they only give me funny looks.